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Old 04-18-2014, 02:23 PM
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How many ears does Spock have?

Three. A left ear, a right ear and a Final Frontier.
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What do you call four mariachis in a boat that is taking on water?

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How do you organize a space Party?

You planet.
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What did one cannibal say to the other after eating a clown?

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How many ears does Spock have?

Three. A left ear, a right ear and a Final Frontier.
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What do you call four mariachis in a boat that is taking on water?

Quatro Sink-o.
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How do you organize a space Party?

You planet.
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"Did that taste funny to you?"



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^me too?


And where the hell is the midget?? Someone email him.
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Old 04-22-2014, 03:27 PM
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^ that dude has been mia for a year now, no idea what happened to him.
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Old 04-22-2014, 03:42 PM
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^Someone posted that they were leaving the site because it had become to "right" leaning. A few others piped up and said the same thing. He did not want to be where he is not wanted so he left.
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^ wait wasn't he a hardcore right guy? he should've loved it here
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It was probably all the Cowboys jokes.
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Old 04-22-2014, 09:56 PM
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^maybe his flying monkey army had a mutiny and ate him?
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I emailed him, no answer.
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Whoever put thought and effort into planning this is a fucking genius.
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Old 04-25-2014, 11:24 AM
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^I laughed out loud. Luckily I was alone in the office. People have way to much time on their hands.
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Old 04-25-2014, 12:14 PM
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Bitches be missing me, huh?

Long story short:

Company closed so I lost my job
Lost job three days after closing deal on a new home build
Found another job and saved us from losing the new home build to another buyer
Sold the townhouse "too fast" and pretty much became homeless
Finally got a good enough internet connection to use here at my mother's house where me, wife and kids are living out of a bedroom until the house is done building in about 2 months

What did I miss?
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^IT LIVES!
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BTW, my job also blocks most things from this site so I'll be posting a lot less during business hours and working a lot more.

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the average height for an adult man
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BTW, my job also blocks most things from this site so I'll be posting a lot less during business hours and working a lot more.

Get a smart phone and tapatalk.
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Damn, what a string of bad luck. Welcome back. Vegas is a good place for circus acts to move to if you're short on cash.
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