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Old 11-06-2009, 07:58 PM
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So I've been dating a manic Bi-polar girl now for about a year. Doing the one on one thing so I have no interesting stories. Anyway, we have wicked fights. No cops or blood or shit, just lost voices from screaming. She is super jealous and I'm sick of it all.

Anyway I put myself out there looking for a Swinger girlfriend.
So after I cut through all of the spam I get a response from a woman who is on the tail end of her marriage and actively cheats on him. She has a steady girlfriend of 3 months who is also married. Neither husbands know about it.

Now I met her last night and told her what I'm looking for and all of the dark and crazy shit I've done. She got turned on by it. Which kinda surprised me since I was trying to scare her.

She pretty and well groomed but curvy. I don't like curvy, I like abs, ribs, tight bodies......

So tonight we are going out and she says that she wants to try me out. Then says if we work out she wants to pull her GF in. Then tells me that I need to bring a male friend to tag team her before she brings her GF to tag team me. I have no idea what her friend looks like.

Been a while since I've done shit like this. We also talked about me hosting swinger parties at my house. It kinda works out since I have $4000 saved for a hot tub.

So do I bang the married chick?
Do I bring a guy in to have a MFM (no gay shit either)?
Since I brought male I am rewarded with FMF (lots of gay shit).
What to do.........



On another note. If your Ex-Girlfriend is a porn star... Is it wrong to masturbate to her getting plugged in every hole?





















Gotcha on the last one. Hahahaha
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:58 PM
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ask for pics of her alleged gf before agreeing to anything.

but that's just me.
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Sorry due, that's not an adventure, just the expectation of an adventure to come ;) Now, since you like to post about your relationships, I'll post about mine. I've been dating my fiance for 7 years now. We're highschool sweet hearts and are getting married Aug. 20, 2010. She is awesome and I can't imagine being with anyone else. We rarely fight and have fun hanging out together. I have no interest in other girls because she has always been enough for me. We are both determined, ambitious people with high career aspirations. I am looking forward to the rest of my life. Cheers!
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:37 PM
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I'll say 'good for you' while i wait for cliff notes.
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Sorry due, that's not an adventure, just the expectation of an adventure to come ;) Now, since you like to post about your relationships, I'll post about mine. I've been dating my fiance for 7 years now. We're highschool sweet hearts and are getting married Aug. 20, 2010. She is awesome and I can't imagine being with anyone else. We rarely fight and have fun hanging out together. I have no interest in other girls because she has always been enough for me. We are both determined, ambitious people with high career aspirations. I am looking forward to the rest of my life. Cheers!
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Sorry due, that's not an adventure, just the expectation of an adventure to come ;) Now, since you like to post about your relationships, I'll post about mine. I've been dating my fiance for 7 years now. We're highschool sweet hearts and are getting married Aug. 20, 2010. She is awesome and I can't imagine being with anyone else. We rarely fight and have fun hanging out together. I have no interest in other girls because she has always been enough for me. We are both determined, ambitious people with high career aspirations. I am looking forward to the rest of my life. Cheers!
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:45 AM
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Okay, she just left.

Well tonight I got a good look at her body. I was utterly less then pleased. She's got a LOT of junk downstairs. Sickening by my standards. She's got good skin, straight teeth, great sense of humor, pretty face, intelligent, great personality, and classy. All are traits that are important to me. She's willing to do anything swing wise with me.

So she willingly offered up her GF to me in a 3some after I got drunk enough to fuck her face, pussy and ass until she squirted. She was embarrassed that she hasn't squirted in years, which was only once.

My past 2 GF's could soak the bed through..... So I wasn't impressed. She was embarrassed and tried to soak up the mess. I laughed in my mind.....

My bed has endured the worst things of any bed. Multiple GF's/1-nite-stands/fuck buddies/orgy's...etc Women have gotten their periods in their sleep and stained the bed. At least 3 different girls squirted and have drenched the bed. Then the Ex-wife took a knife and stabbed/eviscerated multiple times to the bed.

So dealing with a first time squirter was an utter breeze by comparison.

The promise of swinging and 3-somes out the ass out-weigh my utter disgust for her size. To boot she makes over 100k a year and she's only 27.

I HAVE to focus on the positives. =/
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Okay, she just left.

Well tonight I got a good look at her body. I was utterly less then pleased. She's got a LOT of junk downstairs. Sickening by my standards. She's got good skin, straight teeth, great sense of humor, pretty face, intelligent, great personality, and classy. All are traits that are important to me. She's willing to do anything swing wise with me.

So she willingly offered up her GF to me in a 3some after I got drunk enough to fuck her face, pussy and ass until she squirted
. She was embarrassed that she hasn't squirted in years, which was only once.

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I don't think it means what you think it means..
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If you bring a male friend just remeber it is only gay if you cross swords or a Canadian named Thom.

I do not know how you could be with a bi-polar chick that fights with you alot. I would have been out of there the moment she started screaming. I do not have the energy for that kind of bullshit.
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I do not know how you could be with a bi-polar chick that fights with you alot. I would have been out of there the moment she started screaming. I do not have the energy for that kind of bullshit.


Never touch swords...don't even look into the eye of the other sword.

On the Bi-polar chick.........Oh Hell no!!!
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Old 11-08-2009, 02:35 PM
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I don't think it means what you think it means..
Classy as in knowing how to dress, having her nails done, accessorize's appropriately, has etiquette, refined tastes....

You freaking dingbat.


I will NOT be bringing any other guy into my folds. LOL
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Classy as in knowing how to dress, having her nails done, accessorize's appropriately, has etiquette, refined tastes....

You freaking dingbat.

Now, now - no reason to get your knickers in a bunch - I never insulted you, only your classy broad...

While you are focused on "elegant and stylish", I was referring to "high standards of personal behavior"...

: having or showing class: as a : elegant, stylish <a classy clientele> b : having or reflecting high standards of personal behavior <a classy guy> <a classy gesture> c : admirably skillful and graceful <a classy outfielder>
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Anyone else think DeRaNgEd is a lying piece of shit?
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Anyone else think DeRaNgEd is a lying piece of shit?
Thats cute that you took the time to match the capitalization in his name.

Ive thought about it but I think its so insane, it has to be true. That and Ive got some stories/pics of shit that he hasnt posted on here.
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I know enough swingers to know that Deranged stories are very true. They sound out there, but it's the way that lifestyle is... It's a different sort of lifestyle than those of us who are not swingers.
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Oh no, I'm telling the truth. I have pics and videos to prove it. I can direct you to swinger web pages for couples to meet. Direct you to a swinger club in any part of the nation and been to clubs, parties, and hotels parties.

Here is the site for couples to meet. It's like Match.com but for swingers. (I'm a lifetime member).
Adult Swingers Personals Service and LifeStyle info.

Here is the swinger club in Philly.
The Pleasure Garden Club - Philadelphias New Couples Club

Here's the one in AC.
Caligula's Temple-Swinger's Club & Erotic Couple's club-Atlantic City, NJ

Here's a pic of my membership cards to both clubs.



Select members on this site and .NET have heard stories I have never posted.... As well as seen my pics and videos. Morpheus knows and has seen the most of anyone on here.

Sassan, Chris/ABC, Griff and a few others I've sent shit to them.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that Swingers have their own kinda language, we have key words and phases that during a normal conversation we slip in without a vaniilla person ever knowing. It's our way of finding out if another person is a swinger. It's like a Swinger dictionary.
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Like a Swingtionary?
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Here are 3 edited pics of me getting blown by 2 girls. Nothing in the world can describe the feeling. I am not lying when I say It's soooo much better then regular or anal sex.

I can't begin describe how when a girl is deep throating you while the other eats your taint.
Good shit.

I'll take two girls that are a 4 or 5 over one 8 or 9 any day.

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If you ever post a picture of your hairy ass legs again I'll ban you for life. At least shave or something. Shitttttttttttttttt



You can post the real pics in the NWS forum, btw. That should help your credibility.
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