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Old 05-15-2009, 12:29 PM
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Talking Man Sued For Not Getting His Friend's Wife Pregnant

This has got to be one of the best stories in a long time.
It is chock full of win.
I would love to see what the wife looks like.

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In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.
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Sound like a great deal. Get paid to have sex 3 times a week for 6 months with a beauty queen.
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Wow lol that is awesome.
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and then he finds out the kids are not really his
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complete ownage all around lol
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That story had more twists than a M Night Shyamalan movie.
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WOW! hahahaha, amazing
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No pics of the beauty queen?
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Wow, that story is just filled with win
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"I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."
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^LMAO!
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I want a movie based on a true story like this.
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That's a story for the ages.


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You all realize that was posted on April 1st right?
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You all realize that was posted on April 1st right?
So, everything posted on April 1st is a joke?
No real news happens on that day?
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While it's a good story, the source trail goes through two blogs and ends in a forum post.
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