My mother in law was in a car crash yesterday. Unfortunatellllllllllllllllllllllly...
She's OK.
A pickup truck rear-ended her at a traffic light. Lady driving the truck was yapping on her cell phone and didn't notice all the cars stopped at the red light. My MIL is one of those who complains about every little thing, so she'll milk this one for weeks.
Doctor said she'll be sore for about two weeks. I told my wife that, considering who we're talking about, she'll be bed-ridden for two weeks, sore for at least a month and complaining about it for the next decade.
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Doctor said she'll be sore for about two weeks. I told my wife that, considering who we're talking about, she'll be bed-ridden for two weeks, sore for at least a month and complaining about it for the next decade.
I won't have to deal with a lot though... I like her more than she likes me. So I'll only have to deal with what I decide to deal with.
Your mother in law not happy her daughter married an oompa loompa?
Good to hear that she's OK, though.
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