Wow…. What a fucking night.
Okay let me give some background info.
Last Saturday;
I went to the Coastline (Cougar/MILF bar). As I mentioned in another thread I picked up some 40 year old MILF (Beth) and got a good look at her in the light… Then I ghosted out.
Further background;
About 7 years ago my brother picked up some random at the bar and dated her for like 2 weeks (Nicole). My bro got sick and barfed everywhere from drinking while she was over one night. We still lived at our parents house. Nicole wanted to leave badly and wanted me to drive her home. This is at 3am, I was sleeping off my buzz. So I took payment that night by fucking her in the ass. She liked it. Needless to say my bro broke up with her within a few days.
Friday night:
So at the bar and I don’t even get 10 feet into the place and I run into Beth. She stops me and asked what happened to me last week. I ask her what happened to you? Minor chit chat and I quickly digress. So we blah blah blah…. And I look over and see my bro’s Ex (Nicole). She’s older looking and put on some weight. I mull it over for a bit deciding whether to talk to her or not. I decide that I should take a couple of laps around the bar instead. After the laps I decide “fuck-it” and say hi to Nicole.
Well her friend starts whispering into Nicole’s ear. Nicole looks at her and says “yes”. Then her friend looks at me and says “You’re off limits dude, she already slept with you” and starts to walk away from me. Woaaaaaah, I was on point last night and immediately stopped her and fired right back at her. Saying “Because I slept with her a long time ago you’re dismissing me? Look honey, there is plenty of me for everyone”. She laughed and touched my chest smiled and walked away. So I chat with Nicky and she’s married and blah blah blah… I have no interest in her, but I wanted to establish a home base.
So I establish a home base with her since they were sitting at the bar.
(Home base = A place I always fall back to after doing a few laps or after I get done talking to someone. I always establish a home base as soon as I get to the bar, it also provides me with the same bartender all night and they take care of me)
So I do a lap and oh who do I see but my swinger friends. So I decided to say hi and chat with them for 5 mins and tell them that I broke up with my Ex-swinger GF. I get my pats on the back and move on. I look for slores around the bar and there are some here and there.
I was standing on the dance floor scoping for victims. So Nicky and her friend walk up to me and ask me to dance. I usually don’t dance, but I can dance. I’m not a retarded white boy. I do have a pinky full of rhythm. So I was in the bag pretty good at this point. So I said fuck-it. So Nicky’s friend keeps feeling Nicky’s boobs and I tell Nicky that her friend (Gina) is Bi-sexual. She says no way. I explained to her how she was Bi. So Nicky leans in and tries to jam her tongue down her throat. This catches Gina off guard and she backs off. But she maintained a huge smile on her face saying “What are you doing?”. I can visibly see that she got turned on by it.
In the back of my mind I realize I’m trying to facilitate some hot Bi action on the dance floor and I will steer it into a 3some where I’m the meat. WTF is wrong with me?
Anyway I dance with them for a while and we get off of the floor and Gina and I talk.
Out of left field she says “I can’t mess around with you because you had anal sex with Nicky”. That almost caught me off guard by then I was quick on my feet and dragged Gina back to home base where Nicky was. I said “Nicky, weren’t we both drunk and it was a meaningless one time thing?” She said “Yes”. Then Gina says “But you had anal sex with her.” I say “What… You don’t like anal sex?”
That stopped her DEAD in her tracks.
A moment of uncomfortable silence rolls through then I crack a smile and laugh at her. She smiles turns around and walks away.
[Now for the gruesome part]
Nicky starts telling me that Gina is widowed. She has a 7 year old and that she hasn’t dated since her hubby of 20 years died 2 years ago……
I stop in my mind and start doing a little drunken math. I ask Nicky how old was Gina…
Ummm 42….. WOW I must have been drunker then I thought. I thought she was like 35.
“Bartender, another beer please!”
She goes on to say that she doesn’t want me to mess with her and use her like toilet paper. I agree whole heartedly. (I’m evil but not THAT evil).
So we are BSing and someone pinches my ass. I turn around and it’s Gina as she’s walking by with a big ol’ smile. Well a few mins later for whatever reason I walk by Beth (who’s been shooting me looks all night) and pinch her ass.
Look folks, I might be all crazy and wild but that is something I NEVER EVER DO!
That’s a good way to get the shit kicked out of you. Luckily for me Beth liked it. When I came to my senses a few mins later I made a mental note to avoid her the rest of the night.
So I do another lap and look for other randoms. Then go back to home base. Gina and start having a convo and she tells me her life story… blah blah blah.
Nicky decides it’s time to go. Gina says that she wants to stay with me. Nicky and I gang up on her saying that she doesn’t know what she’s saying and that she should go home.
Well, the situation turned into a direction I never thought was possible.
She looks at us and says “I’m tired of everyone trying to protect me all of the time. My brother, my parent’s….etc. I want to get out there again. All I want tonight is to get laid.”
Then it hits me...
Soooooooooo I stop advocating for her to be a good girl.
They fight and go back and forth. Gina’s saying that she has never had a one night stand and that she deserves one. I stay silent thinking myself “MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”. I could feel the horns piercing through my scalp.
Nicky goes to the bathroom and I lean in and kiss Gina. I slip her a little tongue and gently pull the back of her hair…. She looked like she was about to soak through her crimson red thong. Yes I was eyeing them up all night.
Nicky comes back and they decide to go out to Nicky’s car to continue this. Gina tells me to wait at the bar for her. I get Nicky’s number before they go. I wait about 5-10 mins and I call Nicky as I was walking out. They are in the parking lot fighting about me…. I love it.
Gina convinces her to leave and that she’ll be okay. [High-five myself] Well Gina and I were standing there and the bitch gets all coy with me. So I say, do you want to go back in the bar or do you want to go back to my house? She chose the latter.
As she is following back to my house I’m laughing uncontrollably in the car. I mean I was being loud. What a fucking night. So we get back to my place and show her around my pimp pad. She couldn’t believe I live on my own. So I go upstairs and start messing around with her. Again she reiterated about this only being a one night stand. She brought that point up several times later that night. So we were licking, sucking fucking, ass fucking, toys….. The whole barrage. Yes, she does like ass fucking. Awesome! Twice during the sessions she asked me “You’re only 32?” as like I’m supposed to be some prude unknowledgeable twit. She was shocked on how kinky I am. She loved it.
So at like 4am we finish and she says that she is going to go home. I ask her to stay because it’s late and blah blah blah. I spoon with her and make her feel all gooey inside (not my cum either you perv’s)LOL.
So she is leaving at 6am and decides that she should leave her cell phone and house phone number… She says “Are you going to use that stupid standard guy rule about waiting 48 hours to call”. I say “YUP! I’ll call either Sunday or Monday”. It was a personal triumph for me. Getting her into bed was easy and I like a challenge. My goal shifted towards making her give me her number or making it a 2 night stand.
So she leaves and I turn the outside lights on for her and was going to wait until she pulled out to turn them off.
I see her walking back up my driveway and I open the door. She asks me for my number.
I WIN!
See folks whatever a girl says she isn’t going to do… It’s my sole mission to make her do just that. If she doesn’t like anal or has not tried it….. Guess what my next mission is. MUAHAHAHA. I love the thrill of the hunt.
So I get a call at 10am and it’s her. She’s exhausted and she’s telling me all of the chaos that happened at her house.
We talk for a bit and she asks if I masturbate… I say “everyday”. She says “Really? Me too! As a matter of fact I’m playing with myself right now.” That turned me on.
She then said that when she was on a business trip she video taped herself masturbating and sent the video to her husband. I then told her that I’m not camera shy at all. Then I asked her is she’s Bi or Bi-curious. She says I’m very Bi-curious. I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!
I told her that I’ve had a 3some. She was a little skittish after I said that. Then she warmed up again. She says I look so young and innocent and that I’m completely the opposite. I somehow managed to hint to the fact that I’m a swinger. She said that she was nervous about diseases and shit. I said if I WERE a swinger I’d just wrap my shit.
She agreed. She admitted that she was all new to this.
She wants me to come over to her place tonight since her kid is AWOL for the night.
Let’s see if I can’t brutalize her with my cock.
So let’s go over some fun facts and details.
She’s 42 and cute. Thin body with no tits and a bubble ass. Black shoulder length hair and dark brown eyes. She’s Italian.
She likes anal sex.
She’s Bi-sexual.
She likes toys.
She’s not camera shy.
She fucked me 4 hours after meeting me.
I think I found a replacement swinger GF. I’m still going to slay other whores.
I think I will change my screen name to MONSTER. lol
New adventure last night 11/14/08
Funniest thing I have heard all month. She was in to swinging to find a father figure. 
Linear Mode
