This hot blond enters an IT shop and makes a beeline straight to the first tech she can find:
- Please, she said, I'd like to buy curtains for my computer.
The tech, a bit confused, says:
- But ma'am, computers do not need curtains!
The blond looks at him like he's a moron and says:
- Hellooooooo.... It came with Windows!
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Alas, the lame jokes return and the annoying politics end. Thing are finally back to normal.
Political topics aren't going to end.
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