So I'm moving forward with man whoring.

DeRaNgEd · #1 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 05:30 PM

Got an ad setup on Craigslist and I even covered my bases with the GF. She has been checking my phone lately and Emails. So I sent myself an Email this morning saying this
"8:00am Monday 11/3/08
I am writing this to see how closely you are watching me. This was only a test on Craigslist."

I then hid the Email. She catches me on Craigslist or something I can refer back to that time stamped Email saying I did it purposely.

MUHAHAHAHA

All she had to do was to continue to let me bang men's wives or GF's. She wants to take a break from swinging..... I don't do "breaks".

Anyway, I contacted 3 of my Ex's hopefully to go on a recycler tour.
2 have responded. 1 of them lives in Czech.... So she's out.
The other looks like this. (She is the short blond)

The pic is fucked.

So I'm going to work her over tonight.

Some chick on Craigslist responded and says she is 5'5" tall and size 4 in a dress. It that thin?

Got my back to back dating events coming up on the 18th and 19th.
I'm back on track. Kinda

God I wish I had a bigger cock... I would so be a porn star cause I can perform in front of lots of people.

PsyKoH · #2 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 05:37 PM

How big are you (height weight)? If you're as big as I imagine, you can kill a 5'5" chick with a bear hug. Women's dress sizes is up there with advanced calculus as far as I can understand.

DeRaNgEd · #3 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PsyKoH [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

Women's dress sizes is up there with advanced calculus as far as I can understand.

OMG that's the funniest thing I've read in days. I really LOLed. Nice...

I'm 6'0" and 190LBS

The blond I posted in the pics is 4'11 and 3/4" and weighs 99 LBS.

I use to split her in half like a lumber jack.

**Nismom** · #4 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 06:45 PM

The girl in the pic looks more than 99 lbs but, to answer your question, a size 4 is thin.

Why not just dump the GF?

Black Dragon · #5 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 06:58 PM

^^^yeah, the smaller the number, the smaller the dress will be.

240_alty · #6 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by PsyKoH [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

How big are you?

Dude, you did NOT just say that! bawahahahah~~!!11!!!!~~ That's worthy of Eric's siggy

Jeff · #7 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 07:39 PM

^ Lol. I noticed that too... hmm...

I dated a chick last year that was 4'9" and 90 some pounds so i know what you mean. Good times.

Al Bundy's Friend Griff · #8 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismom [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

The girl in the pic looks more than 99 lbs but, to answer your question, a size 4 is thin.

Why not just dump the GF?

Why dump the GF? Pound her, the ex's and some new poon. Dumping her is stupid.

PsyKoH · #9 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 240_alty [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

Dude, you did NOT just say that! bawahahahah~~!!11!!!!~~ That's worthy of Eric's siggy

After I clicked to submit, I read it again and was like "did I really just post that?"....

Then I edited it to make myself a little bit clearer cause I knew you guys would have a field day with it.

Serg Zone · #10 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 08:58 PM

It's okay dude. The gay just speaks in you. Don't cover it up with smilies

**ABC** · #11 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 10:04 PM

i knew psyk was into brorapes!

PsyKoH · #12 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 10:21 PM

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i knew psyk was into brorapes!

You keep fantasizing about that, don't you?

**ABC** · #13 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 10:23 PM

Only with you baby... only with you

(and maybe griff... but he's more of a been there, done that type of deal...)

Serg Zone · #14 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 10:46 PM

hugs and kisses... hugs and kisses...

DeRaNgEd · #15 (**permalink**) 11-03-2008, 11:56 PM

My first Craigslist victim.......

She looks like she has a tight body.
I think she'll enjoy all of the anal sex I'll give her.

Jeff · #16 (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 12:08 AM

Nice work.

We patiently await the ensuing story.

240_alty · #17 (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 08:20 AM

....and pics

Black Dragon · #18 (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 12:40 PM

...ancd maybe video too!

DeRaNgEd · #19 (**permalink**) 11-04-2008, 06:31 PM

The first blond (I'll call her Shorty) wrote me this.... I'm just posting the cliffs.

"I've been in a relationship for a little over three and a half years, and we own a house together in SW Center City.................

Do you ever find yourself in Philadelphia? We should go get a drink sometime if you're in the area and free."

Homerun right there.

Chatting up the other blond who I'll call "KB".

I can already smell the pussy juice on my fingers now.

BTW: I prefer Black Irish looking women Dark hair and light eyes. I pull these blonds like fish jumping into your boat. weird.