A study commissioned by a phallically named insurance company proves beyond all doubt that the unbridled roar of an Italian supercar turns women on but the soft purr of a fuel-efficient econobox doesn't stimulate anyone's MPG-spot.
David Moxon subjected 40 men and women to the sounds of a Maserati, Lamborghini and Ferrari, then measured the amount of testosterone in their saliva. He found everyone had higher levels of the stuff -- a measure of their arousal -- after hearing the revving exotics, but the amount the women had was off the charts.
The econobox, however, left everyone colder than a January day in Nome.
So all we need is a CD with the sound of super cars to play when taking a chick to dinner in a Sentra and we are golden.
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Depends on your definition of "exotic", but I agree with the econobox point.
An econobox is a big step up from the bicycle bells and metro buses that most of your dates take you on. We all know an econobox makes you humid. Dont lie.