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08-27-2008, 01:15 PM
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Wife kills hitman hired by her husband
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PORTLAND, Ore. - When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.
But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.
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08-27-2008, 01:29 PM
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wow, I bet she was huge. I'm putting her at 250+, and the "hitman" somewhere in the ballpark of 150. This guy must have been a real pro, he was so organized he even left evidence of the crime in his day planner.
This deserves a darwin award and a top spot on Americas dumbest criminals.
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08-27-2008, 01:39 PM
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Where did he hire this guy? What kind of low rent hitman uses a claw hammer? Epic FAIL.
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08-27-2008, 01:45 PM
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08-27-2008, 01:47 PM
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This was SO two years ago...
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updated 2:14 a.m. PT, Sat., Sept. 16, 2006
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oh as for the picture of the "HOT" nurse...
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08-27-2008, 01:49 PM
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Where did he hire this guy? What kind of low rent hitman uses a claw hammer? Epic FAIL.
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Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s office.
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Now you know. If you hire a hitman to kill your wife don't go looking at the cum cleaner at your local adult video store.
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08-27-2008, 01:52 PM
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wow, I bet she was huge. I'm putting her at 250+, and the "hitman" somewhere in the ballpark of 150....
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pretty close..
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She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.
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08-27-2008, 01:54 PM
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And this had me cracking up
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An emergency room nurse who lives in a southeast Portland neighborhood, Susan Kuhnhausen arrived home on the evening of Sept. 6 to find Haffey coming at her with a claw hammer.
She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.
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Bitch must have arms like a ham. Probably suffocated the guy with her arm fat.
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08-27-2008, 02:04 PM
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A Woman that big could have strangled a lion...
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08-27-2008, 02:36 PM
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08-27-2008, 02:58 PM
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Take that bob the builder!
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08-27-2008, 06:14 PM
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damn! thats a down ass bitch!
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08-27-2008, 06:30 PM
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wow husband must not have done his research
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