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Old 02-02-2018, 12:29 AM
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1. All laptops will have the exact same keyboard layouts.

-Don't you hate when you switch computers, i.e. home comp to work comp, and the layouts are not the same? Da fuq.



2. Fuck the airlines and their rules.

-I am in Nashville, got done with meetings early this afternoon, instead of late. Can't fly home until tomorrow without paying $350 in fees, despite there being flights nearly empty. Stupid. Rather give someone shit service than fill a seat.



3. Beef jerky will become cheaper and have less sodium.

-Cuz who doesn't like beef jerky?



4. Cable/TV remotes will be standardized too.

-See #1.


5. Google will stop ruining my youtube videos with ads. I don't want to watch 30 secs about some stupid ad before watching a 2 minute video about whatever the fuck.




That is a good start.
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Old 02-02-2018, 03:05 AM
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1. All laptops will have the exact same keyboard layouts.

-Don't you hate when you switch computers, i.e. home comp to work comp, and the layouts are not the same? Da fuq.
I mean they should all be QWERTY, but the size of the laptop contributes to where the arrow keys are, and whether it has a Number pad

I do have a Lenovo Yoga and always fuck up the shift/up key because itís stupid, so I understand your point here.

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2. Fuck the airlines and their rules.

-I am in Nashville, got done with meetings early this afternoon, instead of late. Can't fly home until tomorrow without paying $350 in fees, despite there being flights nearly empty. Stupid. Rather give someone shit service than fill a seat.
Agreed.

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3. Beef jerky will become cheaper and have less sodium.

-Cuz who doesn't like beef jerky?
Itís not that expensive.

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4. Cable/TV remotes will be standardized too.

-See #1.
Iíd like to see more Bluetooth/RF remotes and work with all devices.

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5. Google will stop ruining my youtube videos with ads. I don't want to watch 30 secs about some stupid ad before watching a 2 minute video about whatever the fuck.


That is a good start.
Technically itís the channel. You can turn off Ads when you upload to YouTube. So itís whoever uploaded it being greedy.

Now Facebook can piss off with their ads on videos.

My contribution:

Fiber/Gig internet availability everywhere. My new house has shit internet.

Return of the V8s. Fuck those turbo 4s and 6s.

Daylight Savings Time forever. It sucks leaving work at 5 in the dark.
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You can watch YouTube without ads by subscribing to YouTube red for $10 a month.
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I despise ads, which is the number 1 reason why I got rid of cable. But, when it's free, I really can't complain because I'm getting a service at no cost other than my time. Cable on, the other hand, ballooned to 6-min commercial breaks while I was paying top dollar for that shit. FUCK THAT!
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You can watch YouTube without ads by subscribing to YouTube red for $10 a month.
Fuck that shit. Make money, yes, good for you, blah blah blah.....but christ sake.
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I despise ads, which is the number 1 reason why I got rid of cable. But, when it's free, I really can't complain because I'm getting a service at no cost other than my time. Cable on, the other hand, ballooned to 6-min commercial breaks while I was paying top dollar for that shit. FUCK THAT!
Ya know, the XFL planing on 2 hour games.......very legit. College games are fucking 4 hours now, because of commercials.
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There is a free trial for Youtube Red and then it's $9.99 a month. No ads and it allows you to listen to songs on your smartphone with the screen turned off.

https://www.youtube.com/red
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Ban the mofo's that back into parking spots, fuck your trucks.............
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or installing ad block plus on your browser and turning off "allow some nonintrusive ads" option
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Lol silly. An Arab will never be president
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2. Fuck the airlines and their rules.
While you're at it, can you please disband and fire all of those tsa MONKEYS who are barely equipped to work at a fucking Wendy's let alone oversee our nation's airport security ?



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Ban the mofo's that back into parking spots, fuck your trucks.............
wait...what? why the hate for reverse parking for us pickup truck drivers? sometimes it's just easier to reverse-in with tight parking spots.
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wait...what? why the hate for reverse parking for us pickup truck drivers? sometimes it's just easier to reverse-in with tight parking spots.
Because it takes so long. They never seem to back in straight the first time so I have to wait while they do it 2-3 times.
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^chances are they will also take 3-4 turns reversing out of that parking space anyway, though.
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Good thing I ain't Arab yo.
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