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Old 02-02-2018, 12:29 AM
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Default When I become president.......

1. All laptops will have the exact same keyboard layouts.

-Don't you hate when you switch computers, i.e. home comp to work comp, and the layouts are not the same? Da fuq.



2. Fuck the airlines and their rules.

-I am in Nashville, got done with meetings early this afternoon, instead of late. Can't fly home until tomorrow without paying $350 in fees, despite there being flights nearly empty. Stupid. Rather give someone shit service than fill a seat.



3. Beef jerky will become cheaper and have less sodium.

-Cuz who doesn't like beef jerky?



4. Cable/TV remotes will be standardized too.

-See #1.


5. Google will stop ruining my youtube videos with ads. I don't want to watch 30 secs about some stupid ad before watching a 2 minute video about whatever the fuck.




That is a good start.
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